The Most Hated People in America
There’s a lot of hate in the world. Especially of “those people,” be they immigrants, fundamentalists, politicians, or Canadians. But who do we hate the most? Who are the biggest liberal monsters, the worst of the worst, that will cause the most serious civil, emotional, spiritual, cultural, and political erosion in United States history?
- A gay illegal Mexican immigrant! Fence him in, don’t let him love who he wants, and screw the price of strawberries! Never mind the lesbian Canadians!
- An environmentalist Dubain Muslim! Not only have Americans never heard of Dubai, but we think you’re an Iraqi terrorist anyway, intent on burning down our 25,000 ft2 homes in Aspen. And don’t forget all that foreign oil your comrades shove down our gas pipes everyday against our will! Damn all that Canadian oil too!
- The love-child of Hillary Clinton, Howard Stern, and Michael Moore! Not only are you one ugly three-way freakshow who hates America, but you have actual opinions and make them public! Michael J Fox is a Canadian too!
- That latte-slurpin’, New York Times reading, baby-killing, gun-banning, atheist, activist judge! Anyone who pays more than 50 cents for coffee is a communist! Canada has universal healthcare!
- Who am I missing? This website has an idea…
October 31, 2006 at 9:57 pm
Crap! well, maybe I’ll make the list next year…