Jan 1
Grandma: How was school?
Napoleon: The worst day of my life. What do you think?!
Jan 2
Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I’m a hundred-percent positive that she’s my soul mate.
Jan 3
Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon: A liger.
Jan 4
My friends and clients, they call me Uncle Rico. – Uncle Rico
Jan 5/6
Job Hunting Skills – Always bring food to your interview. It shows you can take care of yourself and that you’re not just looking for a free lunch. – Napoleon
September 19, 2008 at 10:47 am |
Napoleon: I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat?
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‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.