Napoleon Dynamite 365: Jan 7-13

Jan7

Napoleon, I’m sure there’s a babe out there for you too.  Peace out.  - Kip

Jan 8Now, for only $300, you can sign up right now for my eight-week program.  - Rex

Jan 9

Dang!  You got shocks…pegs…lucky!  - Napoleon

Jan10

Took me, like, three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.  It’s probably the best drawing I’ve ever done.  - Napoleon

Jan 11

Deb: This is looking really good.

Kip: You can say that again.

Jan 12/13

If you can’t find Trisha, I’ll let you dance with Deb for a few songs.  - Pedro

Napoleon Dynamite 365: Jan 1-6

Jan 1

Grandma: How was school?

Napoleon: The worst day of my life.  What do you think?!

Jan 2

Lafawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me.  I’m a hundred-percent positive that she’s my soul mate.

Jan 3

Deb: What are you drawing?

Napoleon: A liger.

Jan 4

My friends and clients, they call me Uncle Rico.  - Uncle Rico

Jan 5/6

Job Hunting Skills - Always bring food to your interview.  It shows you can take care of yourself and that you’re not just looking for a free lunch.  - Napoleon